Jokes

What dog can jump higher than a building?
Anydog, buildings can't jump!



Q. What has four legs but can't walk?
A. a chair!!!!!!!!!!!



Why did the egg go to the doctors?
Because he had a cracking headache.ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!




WHERE CAN YOU FIND AN OCEAN WITH NO WATER? ON A MAP



Why did the computer go to the doctor? because it had a virus!